Billy Button here to tell you that its International Jugglers Day! This day celebrates the skill of juggling, and those talented people who can juggle many balls and objects at a time. Common objects include: balls, clubs, swords, plates, rings, and flaming sticks. The best jugglers can juggle up to ten balls at a time.

“The trick to juggling is determining which balls are made of rubber and which ones are made of glass.”

Hi everyone! I am planning on having a blast this weekend at the SHREWSBURY INTERNATIONAL CARTOON FESTIVAL. It runs 19th – 22nd April. It will ge a great weekend of free cartoon drawing events and activities, workshops and caricaturing.

For information on this fun weekend see: http://www.shrewsburycartoonfestival.com/

I’ll be wearing my buttons proudly!

Billy

Here is some other fun stuf!

1. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

2. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

3. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

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My sister sent me some button ideas hope you enjoy.

1. Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?

2. All stressed out and no one to choke

3. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

4. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

I’ll have some more in a couple days,
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Here are a few more I thought you’d enjoy!

1. My Doggie thinks I’m Special

2. The Mayan Calendar ended and all I got was this stupid button.

3. Honey, I can’t even drive straight.

See you next month,
Billy

This is Billy with more button sayings. Enjoy!

1. I’m quite pleasant until I’m awake!

2. I don’t care what you say, Pluto is still a planet!

3. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!

4. In my world its Halloween every day.

Billy Button again, I couldn’t resist sharing this months suggestions of what you should see on a button.

1. I’m OLD, deal with it!

2. What do sheep count when they can’t sleep?

3. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand!

4. Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? (Love this one.)

Billy back again. Hope you are enjoying this as much as I am!

1. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

2. This isn’t an office — It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

3. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

4. I plead contemporary insanity.

More great stuff that should be on a button!

1. I want it all. And, I want it delivered.

2. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

3. When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

4. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

So many things that should be on a button, so little time!

Billy Button here. I often get fan mail…really…that has to do with sayings people think should be on a button. Some of them are a little creepy, most are funny, and some I have no idea what they even mean. But it is a lot of fun, and some I’ve even gone to the trouble to actually put on a button because they’ve been so good. I’ve decided that I am going to share some of those suggestions with you from time to time, maybe inspiration will strike you!

Some of my recent favourites include:

1. A nest isn’t empty until all their stuff is out of the attic.

2. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

3. Real men don’t waster their hormones growing hair.

Fun Stuff!